religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

basedgaben:

When you find a fresh new reaction image and you search desperately for any possible way you can use it

image

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

pussylipgloss:

sweatpants dick is a wholesome source of energy looking at sweatpants dick can give you the protein you need for the whole day 

(Source: gyllenhaha)

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

(Source: dvrkn)

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)