I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
that would be so fucking convenient
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
how many people unfollowed you because of this
cause i may be bad but i’m perfectly good at it
I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed this.
actual perfect cosplayers these guys
im pretty angry that im not making out with anybody right now
let me just slip in to something more comfortable
like your vagina
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you